1. "Chapstick: Nothing says sexy like full, luscious lips. Keep your sexy by moisturizing and protecting them from the harsh wind and sun. SPF is a plus!" Agreed. No one likes cracking lips. They are gross.
2. "Camera: Boys say women are vain, but how many "sick... epic...gnar!" pics have you had to look at of them? Take your own! Get some chicks, build a kicker and put the boys to shame, because not only are you shredding, you also look damn hot!" For real! Do you know how hard it is for a girl to get some footage around here? It doesn't have to be that hard! And the less of those mac book, photo booth, pictures on facebook, the better. When you do fun stuff, document it!
3. "Water, Water, Water! Beauty comes from within, literally. If you are dehiderated, it will show in your skin. Help your complexion, and your riding, by drinking at least 64 ounces of water on days you aren't active, and more on days when you are." What more can I say?
4. "A Little Bling! Steezy goggles, a flashy belt, glitter, whatever! Take your otherwise unisex snowboarding look and give it a touch of femininity. There is some uber-functional yet super cute gear out there designed by some pretty rad chicks! If you're set on your gear, toss on a glittery pin on your goggles. You'd be surprised what feeling girly will do for you." It's a solid point. Just please, PLEASE, don't over do it. I say go about it subtly. Something rad, like a vintage broach.
5. "Style! (For your hair): Pulling your hair back, be it a braid or two, a low ponytail or half ponytail will help protect your luscious locks from the harsh elements. Wherever you head after the hill, simply take it down, shake, lightly run your fingers though your hair and voila, you're ready to go!" Bingo! This is one of my pet peeves, girls that just ride with their long flowing hair down hanging out of your coat. Sister, let me tell you, it may have looked nice at the beginning of the day when you were looking at yourself in the mirror that, but you wont be snowboarding in your warm room all day. By the end of a day of hard riding... let's just say it wont look so nice no more! Not to mention the damage that it does to your hair! What I do is pull my hair into a low loose-ish ballerina bun. If some shorter pieces fall out, it's fine, just let it frame your face poking out from under your hat/helmet. Then at the end of the day, shake it out and you have the pretty beach wave thing going on. Much better than frozen damaged hair!
6. "Passport: Always be prepared in case some sexy pro boarder wants to whisk you away to Switzerland or for when your posse plans a heli-ski trip to Canada." Sexy pro man? Take me please!
7. "A Smile! Never leave home without one. Even if you spend a lot of time on your ass, you will exude "badass, rad chick" as long as you have a good attitude and have fun!" Say cheese! :D
8. " Moisturizing SPF 15 (or more): Save the wrinkles for your great grandmother! We know that prolonged sun exposure is not only bad for your health, but bad for your beauty. Goggle tans are cool and all, but cancer and wrinkles are not! Protect your skin! Plus, the moisturizer will give you a youthful glow and will help shield your skin from windburn." Cant argue with science!9. "A Good Bra: Saggy boobs are also best left to your great grandma. Those puppies need support! Weather your ripping powder turns or cruising groomers, you want your focus to be on your riding... not on the jiggle." Word!
10. "Tampons: Even if you don't need one, you never know when someone else will. Good karma and female camaraderie do a long way. The applicator-less "bulltets" are eaisily stashed in the cargo pockets of your snow pants. No one should have to cut a shredtastic day short 'cause Aunt Flo popped by." Oh the blessings of womanhood...
11. So this is my own addition. Water Proof Mascara! How many times have you seen that bunny on the hill, with her snow jock, boy toy as coach, goggles on the forehead, and makeup running down the face? Not cute! Although, I do like to look good at lunch or end of day when the goggles come off. Water proof mascara is the only makeup I will wear when snowboarding in case of the possibility of a good goggle flinging wreck, or on other possible water worthy adventures.
So whatever the adventure, make sure you hit the trails prepared. Throw the goods in a back pack and your good to go! I will always bring a back pack with me on my expeditions. (I leave it in the car when I go snowboarding) I have found this advice to be quite helpful. So I will go ahead and call these the "Eleven Commandments of Lady Adventures."
Happy trails!
Love,
Elle
